SinceSlicedBread

My hobby is wishing that I had one.

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via epic-humor)

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

 omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

(Source: royalbloood, via humoristics)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via humoristics)

deenoverdami:

nickey79:

sizvideos:

Video

You are not born with hate and this here proves that

Too sweet

Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.
Girls are the best.

(via humoristics)

imnotjailbait:

#shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp, via alpaulex)

ringoshootingstarr:

ringo’s stellar dance moves

Ringo is “bae”.

(via whenthelightmeetsthedark)

Koi. #koipond #sazoo #igsanantonio #sanantonio @sanantoniozoo  (at San Antonio Zoo)